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Ok, so we’ve obviously been encouraged to easeee back into celebrations since the end of The Lockdown Days (hello, whipped coffee and Tiger King). Maybe you’ve been hosting birthday dinners at your place instead of the usual reservation grind or maybe you’re still having office happy hours on Zoom in your sweatpants, IDK.
However, when it comes to your bachelorette party, I absolutely refuse to let you and your vaccinated and negative COVID test-owning gang have a less than stellar bachelorette party. The solution? A top-tier rental house in a city of your choice, miss bride!
Yes, it’s really as perfect as it sounds, guys. If you’re someone who would fit right in à la strip club, having a private home base where you and your BFFs can recharge after your nights out is ideal. Just be sure to check out the COVID situation in whatever city you’re planning to stay in before you hit the clubs, ok? And, if you’re just not ready to get back into those crowds— having a luxe pad that can easily become your photoshoot location for the gram, your private spa (bring all the face masks), your personal nightclub, or your chill hangout spot is *chef’s kiss*. As Hannah Montana so thoughtfully said, you’ve got the best of both worlds here, babes.
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Now, as I said before, we’re not tolerating any mediocrity here. So, we’ve done you a gigantic favor and found some of the most take-my-credit-card-now vacation rentals the Internet has to offer. Yup, from townhouses in NYC to proper pads in Malibu, prepare to pack for the best bachelorette party houses this country (and Canada) has to offer.
P.S. If you need more bachelorette party ideas, check out this guide for your best bachelorette ever.
Yucca Valley, California
Ok, picture this: A serene bachelorette in the freaking desert! Guys, this ranch house is beautiful and just under $500 a night for a party of eight. From an outdoor whirlpool spa to a fully-stocked kitchen to its proximity to Joshua Tree and any other desert attractions you can think of, I’m confident that this house is calling your name.
Dallas, Texas
Dallas! If you and your bridal party are looking to head down to Texas, I personally recommend this three-bedroom, four-bathroom townhouse that boasts a private backyard and rooftop. One reviewer calls it a “top Dallas stay,” if you wanted a second opinion.
Big Sky, Montana
If you a) are looking to go big for your bachelorette (which.. you should), b) have an adventurous bridal party on your hands or c) are planning for a winter wedding, I think you'll love this five-bedroom, four-bathroom lodge that sleeps up to 13 (!). In addition to a fire pit and game room, you can literally ski out of and back into this cabin if you guys decide to hit the slopes.
Miami, Florida
Not only is this house *perfectly* decorated, big enough for 11 of your best friends, and walking distance from Miami Beach, but it’s also very clean. No, seriously, according to the host, they even pay attention to the temperature of the water used to wash the linens.
Las Vegas, Nevada
This private house sleeps eight, has a private pool and whirlpool spa (fancy stuff, I know), and is super close to the Strip if that’s what you and your crew came for. If not, the host also suggests a hike at Red Rock Canyon, exploring the ghost town of Nelson, or a day trip to the Grand Canyon.
Vail, Colorado
So this house has something called a steam shower, which is apparently just a personal sauna? IDK, but I think it means you have to book it right away. Oh, it’s also located right next to the bus line that’ll get you and your buds right into the heart of Vail in less than 15 minutes.
Chicago, Illinois
As the host says in their listing, this townhouse is close to literally everything you could want in Chicago. It also sleeps 12, boasts all new appliances and décor, and a cozy fireplace.
Malibu, California
Make your Hannah Montana dreams come true in this to-DIE-for oceanside house in Malibu. We’re talking loads of windows (soak up all those views, guys), a pool and hot tub on the deck, enough room for 10, AND the house is literally right above Nobu. Come ON!!
Laguna Beach, California
Laguna Beach isn’t only home to one of the best TV shows from your teenage years, it also has this adorable house that is *professionally* cleaned and disinfected before any guests arrive. With enough room for six and close proximity to tons of beaches (and Disneyland!), be prepared to have a hard time leaving.
Honolulu, Hawaii
TBH, if you spend your bachelorette in Hawaii, you’re going to have a pretty fab party regardless of where you stay. But, you might as well go all out and book this beachfront house for 10 (complete with a jacuzzi, a game room, and an incredible backyard, might I add).
Cape Cod, Massachusetts
A private beach and outdoor shower, enough room for 10, a screened-in porch... a DREAM.
The Hamptons, New York
Stay in this charming farmhouse with a wood-burning fireplace, nine beds, and a ten-minute drive to the beach. Pretend to be a Kardashian. You deserve it.
Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts
This house was featured on HGTV a few years ago, so we know it’s the real deal. Enough room for eight, a jacuzzi and seating area out back, a Bocce Ball court, and a short walk to downtown Edgartown? Check, check, and check.
Nashville, Tennessee
Minutes away from downtown Nashville, aka the heart of country music, this lovely four-story house has enough room for eight, a roof deck, and a fully stocked gourmet kitchen.
Palm Beach, Florida
Oh, so you don’t want to stay in a house with a private pool, space for a gang of eight (plus pets), and located less than three miles away from Florida’s best beaches? Yeah, thought so!
Aspen, Colorado
A five-minute drive to downtown Aspen, tons of natural light (hello, bachelorette photos!), three huge bedrooms, and a fireplace! I mean!!
Whistler, British Columbia
This ~ luxury~ townhouse in because totally lives up to its name. From gorgeous outdoor seating areas with mountain views to soaking tubs to built-in espresso machines, you and your bridesmaids will have it all. Oh, and it sleeps 10!
New York, New York
If you’re looking for a bachelorette experience that’s as far from Times Square vibes as possible, this incredible brownstone in Brooklyn is the perf choice for you and your BFFs. With enough room for six, this house would be everything for a bridal party who loves to stay in. But, of course, it’s super close to all of the important subway lines if you want to get the full NYC experience.
Savannah, Georgia
If you’re searching for southern charm, look no further than this three-story house in Georgia’s Downtown Historic District. Plus, according to the reviews, this house has made loads of brides-to-be very happy in the past.
Sonoma, California
A bachelorette in wine country? Sign me you and your frands up! According to the host, this gorgeous house sleeps 10, is within walking distance from wineries and hiking trails, and has its own pool/hot-tub combo that overlooks the vineyards.
New Orleans, Louisiana
This cozy home in the French Quarter has everything you need: thoughtful and festive décor, skyline views, proximity to shops and restaurants, and enough space for six.
Charleston, South Carolina
Say hellooo to your getaway in the heart of Historic Downtown Charleston. One reviewer said that there are “too many positives to count” when it comes to this house, so I think you (and seevn people of your choice) should get packing ASAP.
Mikhaila is an Editorial Intern who loves all things entertainment and pop culture. Her passions include (but are not limited to): The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, 70s furniture, and lots, and lots of Daria. If you want to see what she’s up to, you can follow her on Instagram here.
